Chuck Staton is a man among men. Along with owning (arguably) the strongest beard in Senior Discount, Chuck Staton is also the lead singer/guitarist of the band. Chuck and Sousa have always written the Senior Discount videos together (now along with Brad Rohrer and Casey Regan), and Chuck directs them, having attained his Film Degree from Rhode Island College in early 2009.
Chuck works as a web designer for Staton's Landscaping and also does all the web design for Senior Discount. Chuck writes for the upcoming In Provoke magazine and also does a small amount of writing at his own blog, www.chuckstaton.com. He also co-hosts the weekly "Agreeing to Disagree: The Chuck and Brad Podcast".
Chuck spends most of his time on Senior Discount - along with writing music/videos, editing, graphic design, recording the podcasts and playing shows, Chuck is constantly making sure that the band hits each and every promotional opportunity. He spends his free time touching his girlfriend's behind, finding ways to scam free DVDs and blu-rays, and slapping Tom on his bald head.
Chuck also enjoys having obsessive compulsive disorder, lactose intolerance, and slight scoliosis.
- written by Chuck Staton